KOLKATAN KAILASH

Kailash: - Kaa Kaa Kaaa, hello “Shaili”, I am here at this tree. Can you see me?

Shaili: - Oh! You are there, the naughty crow. Please come down, we want to have a chat with you.

Kailash: - wow!, it’s my pleasure. So, you are conducting the program “NDTV Animal Interview” right?

Shaili: - Yes, you are right. So, do you like the city of Kolkata?

Kailash: - Of Course, why not, after all it is the “City Of Joy”.

Shaili: - Oh! I see.

Kailash: - Ya, I know, what you are trying to say, you are saying about the garbage in the streets and the pollution right?

Shaili: - Yes, despite having a strong municipal corporation, why the city is not so clean, in respect to other cities.

Kailash: - That is why, we are there naah… We work as a natural sweeper here, eating away all the garbage. You will be glad to know, that Kolkata is the city, where you will find the largest population of crows. Kaa Kaa Kaaa… every morning, we start shouting to let people know, that it is morning now.

Shaili: - You are skipping my question. Why there is no response from the municipal corporation?

Kailash: - First of all, the Mayor is always the laziest person, no matter whether he/she is from CPI-M or Trinamool Congress. All are the cows of the same Gosala only. They will not pay enough salary to the workers; neither will they order them to clean all the roads and garbage at least once a week. It has sometimes happened that public has to request to the municipal corporation to send people for cleaning up the garbage in their locality.

Shaili: - Really, is it the scenario?

Kailash: - Yes, of course, despite paying the taxes, if you get this type of humiliation, then it is a shameful thing. At least, we try our level best to clear he garbage. The CM should be grateful to us, in this regard. At least, in south Indian cities, Municipal Corporation works more efficiently than this Kolkata.

Shaili: - Is that the message, you wanted to share only, or you have anything more.

Kailash: - Dear viewers, if you have never seen a crow, in your life time, then just visit our Kolkata, we are there to entertain you.

Shaili: - You people shits too much.

Kailash: - Baah! , we will eat so much garbage, and then we cannot give it out, my goodness. Let the Municipal Corporation cleans up our shits. At least, give them some work to do. Ha ha ha…

Shaili: - Ok, nice talking to you, we will end our program.

Kailash: - Ok, Shaili, Thanks for coming to Kolkata… Kabhi Alvida Na Kahena… phir Kolkata aate rahana… Namaskaar…

Shaili: - Ok, viewers, we are signing off. Take Care, Bye.