Tuesday, September 1, 2009

RESPECTFUL REVENGE

Good Afternoon, viewers, this is “Harsha Bhogle”, starting the program “India Prime Time”. Today, we have got “Yamraaj” at our studio.

Harsha: -Hello Sir, today morning, we received news that an IT Professional of a reputed Indian company was shot dead by the Americans and Africans. Do you have anything to say on that?

Yamraaj:- Dekh beta, for 2 years, we have lost many brilliant students of India, who went for studies or jobs in the USA? And surprisingly, majorities are from Andhra Pradesh. Rajsekhar kya soreli hai kya? Tell him, to counterattack on this issue, nahi toh he will have to go for the final sleep.

Harsha:- but Sir, why they are killing all the brilliant Indians?

Yamraaj:- Because Intelligent Indians rules over there. The US people fear our sharp brains. USA is jealous on Indians. Humko accha nahi lagtaa, to accept all those dead bodies. Please do something, or take some revenge.

Harsha:- How can we resolve these situations?

Yamraaj: -Tell your Sardar PM to be more bold and counterattacking. I don’t want to see him as a standing sleeping horse. Tell him to be a dark horse.

Harsha: - But US investigation team has said that, they will look into this matter, and will try to resolve it.

Yamraaj:- Arey Harsha, tu bhi kitna buddhu hai re. USA aur Pakistan wale, aise bolkey kitne baar Indian government ko mamu banaa chukka hai re. Phir bhi, see these politicians, they still remained as fools and idiots. They never learn yaar.

Harsha:- If the government does not take initiative, then what can happen in future India?

Yamraaj: -Boss, when someone crosses the limit, they have to be stopped by any means. Aisa bhi ho sakta hai ki, Jo USA embassy hai aur Jo USA tourist hai, they will also be brutally killed in India only.

Harsha:- If that happens, Sir, then will you accept those dead bodies.

Yamraaj:- of course, yes, after all I am an Indian, if my Indians are taking a revenge, then it is always welcome. Already, we have received instructions from “Shiva”, “Indra”, “Ram” and “Brahma”, to instruct you people to go for counterattack to US embassy. This revenge will be termed as “Respectful Revenge”.

Harsha: - Thanks for giving your valuable time, Sir. Here, we are ending our program. Good Bye See you again.

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