FOOTBALL IN THE MOON

Harsha: - Hello viewers. I am “Harsha Bhogle” starting the program “World Prime Time”. Today, we have with us, the Chairman of “Space Football Association” (SFA), the famous Lord “Brahma”. Good Morning Sir.

Brahma: - Good Morning Harsha. Tell me, what do you want to know?

Harsha: - Sir, we have got the information that like “FIFA” in the planet Earth, the space people have also formed a football association “SFA”. So, when are we going to view a football match in the Space?

Brahma: - Yes, you are right. We are very excited about that. Already, we have formed a committee consisting of board members from “God” Team, “Asura” Team and the “Alien” Team.

Harsha: - Where is the venue of football matches?

Brahma: - Oh! You are not aware of the fact that, we have already created three football stadiums in the moon. It was so difficult to construct stadiums here. At last, they got completed.

Harsha: - but Sir, the football will fly out of the stadium, if someone kicks it hard.

Brahma: - No my dear, actually the football is made of iron, and the superpower magnets are installed in the outer part of the stadium, with a censor. Whenever the magnets will sense the iron football, it will attract it, and automatically it will throw the football into the stadium.

Harsha: - Ha Ha Ha, but the players will fly and hop, Sir, with oxygen mask.

Brahma: - No No, our jerseys will be made of Iron or Steel, with a helmet, with the oxygen mask.

Harsha: - Who will be the referee?

Brahma: - Well, we have selected all intelligent people for these posts, as they can find out easily, if there is any foul. For Example: - Lord “Narayana”, Lord “Ganesha”, Narad Muni etc. etc.

Harsha: - Can you name some of the players of your “God” Team?

Brahma: - Oh!, in the “God” Team, the captain is Lord “Shiva” as he can play football in a dancing mood, by taking his favorite “Gaanja”. The Goal Keeper is Lord “Krishna”. No one will dare to kick the football, due to his “Chakra” in the hand. The defender will be Lord “Indra”, as he is famous for giving some lightning effect. In the “Asura” Team, the captain is “Ravana”, with 10 heads. He can anytime give a goal, like “Zinedine Zidane”, as he has so many heads. “Kumbhakarna” is the defender and “Mahishasura” is the Goal Keeper. For the “Alien” Team, I am yet to get the Team list from the “Satanic” Planet. They are the real challenging team for us. As they play less football and more rugby.

Harsha: - Is there any “RED CARD” system here?

Brahma: - Yes, we have, but it is valid for only 15 minutes. After 15 minutes, again that “RED Carded” player can play the game. But, if that player gets 5 “RED CARDS“in a match, then he will be suspended from “SFA” for 1 month.

Harsha: - Ok, Sir, we will surely look for the “LIVE “coverage. When will the competition start?

Brahma: - It will officially start from 2011. Till then, Good Bye, Harsha.