CRAB OF GOA

Shaili: - Hello viewers, this is “Shaili Chopra” starting the program “NDTV Animal Interview”. Today, I am in one of the reputed Goa beaches. Here, I am going to interview “Peter”, the Crab of Goa.Good Morning “Peter”.

Peter: - Good morning Shaili. So, at last you are in Goa, to take my interview.

Shaili: - Why are you saying like that? This is the first time, I am in Goa and I am enjoying it.

Peter: - Everyone comes to enjoy here, but better be careful of any wrong persons.

Shaili: - Why, what happened?

Peter:- Oh, Shaili, you don’t know, this is the beach, where many foreign girls have been murdered already, after losing their so called “Ijjat”, to those anti-socials of Goa.

Shaili: - How can you say that? Have you seen all those things?

Peter: - Yes, my dear. I see theft, murder, drug-addiction, smuggling, here in this beach every week. This is a paradise for “Khullam-Kulla” anti-social activities.

Shaili: - But who was murdered here?

Peter: - Oh! God, you know nothing at all. Here at least 3 foreign girls have been murdered brutally.

Shaili: - But, what happened to those criminals? Were they punished?

Peter: - How can they be punished, boss. They are very close to politicians and smugglers.

Shaili: - But, I have heard that, the foreigners come here to enjoy the special drugs.

Peter: - Yes, you are absolutely right, can you see that corner in this beach, there they take drugs every evening and enjoy. Please be careful, while you walk on those beaches bare-footed. Because, sometimes the needle of the syringes can get pinched in your feet, and may cause AIDS, as those syringes are used by them for taking drugs.

Shaili: - So, automatically, these issues are affecting the tourism department of Goa.

Peter: - Not at all, earlier, had good and honest people used to travel here. Now big big Dons are visiting here with their family to spend holidays. After Dubai, Mauritius and Singapore, it is the Goa, which has become the holiday hunting place for the Dons. So, ultimately, who is in profit, the Goa Tourism Department?

Shaili: - So, do you have any solution to that?

Peter: - Actually the Goan culture is so liberal that, they don’t care if anyone is brutally killed or if anyone is drug-addicted. They just want to enjoy their life. They don’t care also, if they die after 1 minute, but the life has to be full of fun.

Shaili: - Peter, what is your ultimate last message for the tourists of Goa?

Peter: - My dear tourists, before coming to Goa, please book the hotel, which is safe as per the historical records. Do not indulge in any kind of drug or alcoholic session with any unknown person in Goa, and then there is a 95% chance that you will be robbed. Please be careful while drinking the local drink “Feni”. It is very strong for you.