OH! MY CAPTAIN

“I will retire from the International Cricket, after this test series against the “Ausley” cricket team”, declared “Saudren Gangony”. The entire cricket lovers of “Honda” country got shocked, but also knew, there is no other option. They said, “Oh! My Captain,you have been just shattered due to the politics in that game of cricket, which we consider as our religion”.

Yes, indeed it is a brutal truth. There was time in the history of “Hondan” cricket, when betting scandal was at its peak. At that juncture, the talented cricketer cum captain “Mohaden Azhoni” was involved in the betting scandal. It was really a black day for the world cricket, when the betting scandal came out.

That time, the cricket team “Honda” was just in a mess. Then, one man named “Saudren Gangony”, who hailed from eastern zone of “Honda”, took the charge of the entire team.Really, what a team it became, they defeated the “Venomese” cricket team on their home ground. The government of “Venom” ruled “Honda” for 200 years and invented the game of cricket, but still they have never won a world cup. What to say about “Saudren”, he took up his shirt, and enjoyed the victory. After that day, this captain never looked back. He just ruled with his team. Just lost the world cup final to “Ausley” cricket team, but still they were a good team.

After 2 years, the “Honda” Cricket board, decided to change the coach. There were many options, but due to the request of “Saudren”, the one-time famous cricketer of “Ausley” cricket team became the coach of “Honda” cricket team. His name is “Green Chappallendo”. “Green” was very clever. As he had the “Ausley” blood in his body, he thought, this is my turn to totally destroy this team, so that in the next world cup, “Ausley” cricket team will win the world cup, very easily.In that “Honda” team, there were other great players like “Robin David”, “Sachel Tendulamani”, “Virendrola Sehwayney”, “Harold Singhoy” and others. “Green” used “David” and played the old tricks of “Divide and Rule”.

The politics also started in the Cricket Board. “Jagmora Dalmani” was thrown out, and “Sharodon Poweroni” took over the charge.Now, war began between “Chappallendo” and “Gangony”. “Green” showed one censored finger, which became famous in “Honda”, but ultimately “Gangony” was thrown out of the team. But, that tiger again came back like a wounded tiger, in the team, and proved “Chappallendo”, that we “Hondans” do not bother your bloody finger.

When “Saudren” came back to the cricket team of “Honda”, the people of this country burnt the posters and dolls of “Chappallendo”. Why not, they were so happy to see their “Hondan” tiger back in action.But, that tiger was getting old. Another Hero emerged “Mahavir Dhonila”, who really continued from where “Gangony” left the team. Forget about “David”, he was not good at captaincy, only he was a Great Wall of “Honda”.

Observing the entire situation, and being fed-up with the politics of the “Honda” cricket board, “Gangony” decided to give his retirement.But, what a retirement it was. He played like a tiger, and took his retirement. The cricket lovers said we will miss a “Mastaan” cum “Off-side magician” in our “Honda” cricket team. We don’t know, whether we will get any other tigers or not, but still we will miss him.One media person once asked “Gangony”, “Oh! My Captain,are there any tigers in the present “Honda” cricket team. “Gangony” confirmed, “Yes, can’t you see the emerging tiger whose name is “Mahavir Dhonila”. I still repent not to win the cricket world cup, but I want this tiger to go for a real hunt and win that world cup. Best of Luck to the entire “Honda” cricket team.”