WHAT IS TRUE LOVE ???

Sharmistha:- What the hell are you doing in Hyderabad, if you are not working in Satyam Computers? By the way, what kind of articles you are writing nowadays? Chee chee....are you now spending nights with bitches of Hyderabad?

Arindam:- Arrey, just hang on dear. You are just firing missiles at me? Don't go by my blogs, babah...I am now staying with 3 boys only. Is it fine for you?

Sharmistha:- I don't believe you. You are such an unpredictable character...uuh....You are a very bad boy. But, side by side, your heart is very childish in nature. If you murder someone, you will go and tell the policeman that you have done the murder. You are such a fool. There are persons, who are even worse than you in terms of illegal affairs with bitches, but they pretend to be the innocent No. 1 in the corporate world. Those kind of guys always get good promotions and recognitions, because they know acting and politics. But, you such character will always fall behind, because of your simplicity.

Arindam:- Hmm....I can understand what you are trying to say.

Sharmistha:- Why don't you settle down by marrying a sweet girl, rather than spending your life like a dog? Tell me one thing that have you ever experienced true love in your life?

Arindam:- What kind of a funny question is this? Yes, of course, I know what is love.

Sharmistha:- I don't think so. You are such a character who always regarded lust or sexual relationship as love. That is the reason why, your love relations do not last for long. Not only have that; you have also used your ex-girlfriends like a tissue paper and then threw them into the dustbin.

Arindam:- Hey, Sharmistha, mind your language, boss. You are saying too much now. I am a changed man now. At present, I am looking for a traditional girl to get married and settle down.

Sharmistha:- Why are you looking for traditional girls? Is it not because that somewhere in your mind, you have no faith in girls? Because you regard everyone as unfaithful and playboy type like you. A thief always points out others as thieves. The same is with you also. You have a mindset that a traditional, homely girl is more faithful than a corporate, modern girl. That kind of insecurity is there in your mind, because of your naughty past life full of illegal affairs. Now, you boys will fuck us in the sake of love relationship and then you people will only ditch us, by saying that we are unfaithful.

Arindam:- Just stop this discussion, please. I am not interested in talking about these things. Frankly speaking, I just believe in one thing that true love only happens once in a lifetime and the rest of your relations are just based on compromise only. My first love was really a true love. But, yes; my first love was unsuccessful, because it was my destiny only. I learned a lot from that. Later on, all other affairs were more of a lust or time-pass, but not true love. You are giving me lectures today. Have you ever experienced true love? You never had any boyfriend in your life and you are teaching me about love.

Sharmistha:- Ya, I was in love with my private Physics tutor, who was then a married guy and was having a little daughter also. That love was only one-sided. I felt myself that I am totally clean bowled. I was madly in love with him. I always used to dream about my future, where he is always there by my side. But, I never proposed, because in reality, that cannot be a feasible relationship. Here, maybe, it was my destiny. Later on in colleges,many boys proposed me, but somehow, I was unable to love them. They still remain as my good friends only. Some of them have got married too. Still, I remember that Physics tutor. I pray to God, that wherever he is now, let him be happy. That is what true love is. In true love, a person's mentality is not like a dog like you, to just fuck his beloved.

Arindam:- Ha ha ha...uff, you are so excited today. Ok, I will never fuck you. Will you become my girlfriend?

Sharmistha:- Oh! just forget it man. I will regard you as my boyfriend? How can you think about that? And regarding fucking; I will give access to my future hubby only. I am still a virgin.

Arindam:- Ok, I don't want to argue about that. Even if you are not a virgin also, it does not matter. What matters is your attitude towards the concept of marriage. Now, no matter, how bad we the boys are, we will still prefer a girl, who is virgin, traditional and homely. This is the bad habit of every Indian boys. See, somehow, as per our Hindu tradition, wife is like an asset of the family. In a broader sense, she is like 'Ghar ki Laxmi'. That is why, everyone wants to marry a girl, whose character is decent, sober and good. Likewise, a girl, who was a bitch in her school and college days also, always prefer to have a husband, who is loyal, faithful and of good character, because she also regards her hubby as her valuable asset.

Sharmistha:- In this Asset-Liability management, where will you keep the true love? Arindam, dear, just remember one thing, if there is only compromise in a relation, no matter, how much sex you do with your partner, you will never be mentally satisfied. True love teaches you the natural art of sexual desires, which if you perform will give you the mental satisfaction. Sex without true love is like a cake, with no cream and ice on it.

Arindam:- Wow, Sharmistha, you are really a good and intelligent girl, I must appreciate that. Maybe, I am a bad boy, who is unfit to become your partner, but whoever will marry you will be one of the luckiest hubby of the world.

Sharmistha:- You will also get a good girl, provided you understand "WHAT IS TRUE LOVE ?" and you maintain that for your whole life as a faithful hubby. In the meantime, if you come down to Kolkata, then we can surely meet each other and have an adda session. Anyway, my mom is scolding me now. I need to go to sleep, dear. I will chat with you later. Take care and Good Night.

Arindam:- Good Night, Sweetheart. Take Care.

UNEMPLOYED BACHELOR BOYS ARE BECOMING GIGOLOS TO EARN MONEY !!!

David:- My profession is a special one, at present. I am a Gigolo.

Arindam:- Gigolo? What does that mean? I have heard about Google, but what is Gigolo, boss?

Peter:- My goodness, you don't know that? It is the male version of bitchiness. Actually, we satisfy females by our long dicks and earn money for that. This is our profession.

Arindam:- Wow, this is first time I am hearing that women also give money to men for their sexual desires. I don't believe it. See, I am from Kolkata only. After Bangkok, Sonagachi is the 2nd largest brothel of Asia. There, I have seen men spending money for sex with them, but, women are spending on men for sex, do not happen there. Ya, sometimes, in Lake Town area and VIP Road of Kolkata, many business or professional women stops their private cars and give lifts to some young boys. Later on, that young boy gets paid for some special performances. But, still those things are not taken as a profession by those young boys.

David:- But in our Bangalore, it is a very legal and lucrative profession for bachelor boys, who wants to earn money. There are clubs also, where you can get registered. I don't know about Hyderabad.

Salim:- In Hyderabad, there are no registered clubs, where gigolos are recruited. But, still we manage to earn well from posh areas like Jubilee and Banjara Hills. Hey, Arindam, I have heard your name also from some Hyderabadi aunties.

Arindam:- Sorry, I don't want to comment on that. Maybe, you are talking about that rocking year of 2008. But, now this is 2009. Past is past. Now, I need to concentrate on my present. I need a new job.

Peter:- Of course, 2009 is the year of recession in all respects. We also understand that. Hey Arindam, why don't you take this up as your profession. There is nothing to lose here. You, as usual as a bad boy, will get satisfaction and don't worry about the money. Easily, you can earn around 20,000 bucks per month.

Arindam:- My goodness. How can I earn so much money, boss? Who will invest on my dick with such a huge price?

Salim:- You don't have any idea. Our customers are basically from high society. They are all married or unmarried or divorcee business women or homemakers, who are unsatisfied about their sexual life. They are hungry for sex. See, after marriage, if a woman becomes the mother of two or three children, then her hubby lose interest in regular wild sexual inter-course, that they used to do at their early married life. So, there the demand of our young fresh cock increases and we really serve them with the best services.

Arindam:- le halua....I am a bad boy, I agree. But, at least, I am very much skeptical to take this as my profession. Is it legal?

David:- It is legal in India. No where it has been mentioned that you cannot be a gigolo and moreover, it is a lucrative profession. You are unemployed and you will earn money by doing a social work only. There is nothing wrong in it. You are satisfying the sexual desires of a woman, who is hungry for sex.

Arindam:- See the fun, in this recession market; you want to say that "UNEMPLOYED BACHELOR BOYS ARE BECOMING GIGOLOS TO EARN MONEY". This offer is very much tempting for me. But, still, I need some time to think over it and to decide whether to accept this offer or not.

Salim:- Of course, many B-TECH freshers are also accepting this offer. It is a secure job. Why are you taking tension, man?

Peter:- Well, Arindam, just keep my mobile number. Whenever, you will come down to Bangalore, just give me a call, if you are interested in this job.

David:- Arindam, just remember that it is a profession of gain without any systematic risk.

Arindam:- He he he...but the unsystematic risk will be too much for me. Anyway, I will surely call you back. Till then, Good Bye.

A LESBIAN IS IN LOVE WITH A GAY !!!

Arindam:- What are you saying, Lindsay? You are a lesbian?

Lindsay:- Ya, so what? You are from India, that is why, you are reacting like that. It is normal in our country. At least, I am proud of my elder sister that she has not married any other man, after losing her husband last year. A second marriage could have ruined the life of her 5 year old little son. There is nothing wrong in it, if she satisfies her sexual desires with me.

Arindam:- Yeah, I can understand, how much difficult it is to suppress your sexual desires. Do you people use anal toys or vibrating machines?

Lindsay:- Umm...yeah, we use it...Why? In your India, women do not use toys?

Arindam:- No, here, young ladies buys carrots, brinjals and cucumbers of suitable sizes and enjoy with those vegetables in their wash-rooms.

Lindsay:- My goodness, how do you know all these things?

Arindam:- Well, if you were a naughty boy in your schooldays, where you used to peep through the holes and ventilators of ladies' bathrooms, then surely, you will get to know all the basic instincts of a woman. I got caught once by one of my aunties residing in our locality and she twisted my ears while scolding me. Later on, that aunty became my special friend. After all; as a human being, how can she ignore her sexual desires? Hey, Lindsay, don't you have any boyfriend?

Lindsay:- It is a silly question, Arindam. As a lesbian, how can I have a boyfriend. But, yeah, I like one boy in our college, whose name is Tom. The problem is that he is a gay. He has a boyfriend.

Arindam:- I don't understand one thing that in your country, why always the theories of "Adam - Eve" and "Kamasutra" gets violated. Maybe, I think that too much sweetness is making the taste bitter. You people do too much of sex, that is why, you people lose interest and excitement in it.

Lindsay:- Maybe, to some extent, it is true. But, can't help it; we just love to enjoy our life. In our country, you cannot suppress your desires. Just fulfill and finish it. Recently, Tom is having some problem with his boyfriend and I have got the information that he is making friendship with some beautiful girls of our college. So, I don't want to miss out this opportunity. Anyway, dear, I need to attend a party. So, I need to go. I am going to sign out from Facebook Chat after 1 minute. Take care, dear.

Arindam:- So, Lindsay, it is like coming back to square one. After hearing your case, I can say that "A LESBIAN IS IN LOVE WITH A GAY"; which proves that you cannot ignore the theory of "Adam - Eve", because God also knows that a man and a woman are complimentary to each other. Take care, dear. Enjoy the party. Good Night.