MADAN - MOHINI

“Good Evening, everybody, I am ‘Shaili Chopra’, starting the program ‘NDTV Animal Interview’. Today, we will interview the famous couple “MADAN-MOHINI”, of our Railway Minister “LALOO PRASAD YADAV”. ‘MADAN’ is the male cow and ‘MOHINI’ is the female one”, said Shaili.

Shaili: - Hi, Mohini, how do you feel being a part of LALOO’s Gosala?

Mohini: - Wow, it is just fabulous, you see. Laloo takes care of us. Without, Laloo, Rabri is a very lazy woman. She sometimes forgets to give me foods. I have to shout at the top of my voice to get a food.

Shaili: - Tell me, about your love story with Madan?

Mohini: - Hmm. He came to this Gosala, last year. Earlier, he was in the Laloo’s brother-in-law’s house. I fell in love with him, due to his angry young image. We have our own little child “MAYA”, who is just 3 months old. Please do not disturb my sweet hubby “MADAN”, as he is performing ‘Chewing the Cud’, and he enjoys doing that.

Shaili: - How is Laloo Prasad Yadav, as a milkman?

Mohini: - He is just great. He considers us, as his children. He is expert in snatching the milk from me, be applying tips and tactics. Sometimes, I have to signal him, by kicking my back leg on the ground, that boss; I have to keep some milk for my “Maya”.

Shaili: - How do you rate him as a “Railway Minister”? This question goes to ‘Madan’.

Madan: - See, I have not seen such an intelligent railway minister in my life. Nowadays, Railways are earning more profit due to RAC and TATKAL policy. They give all the reserved seats to the travel agencies. They in return earn money from passengers, with a commission. 30% of that commission goes to the Railway Department. Earlier, he banned all the plastic glasses, not to save the environment, but to give some jobs to our Bihar and UP people who makes tea pots of clays. Now, everywhere, you will see those “Bhaands”.

Shaili: - Do you feel ashamed of being a Cow, rather than a human being?

Madan: - We are happy at what we are. You, humans are rational by knowledge and irrational by mind and that is the most shameful part.

Shaili: - Sorry, I can’t get you. Can you explain it in details?

Madan: - You people have everything. But still you people have anxiety, tension in your mind. You always fight for power, and when you achieve it, you are not happy also. Always, you are in a tension or fear, to lose your power. In a life, where there is no morality and peace, then that life has no use, despite all these rationality of knowledge that you people have. Look at us; we have nothing to gain, or to lose anything. So, our life is the real life. My message is, no matter who the hell you are, have simplicity, then you will enjoy your life. These words, humans don’t understand.

Shaili: - I am also unable to understand your theory, Madan. Here we are ending our program.