A LESBIAN IS IN LOVE WITH A GAY !!!

Arindam:- What are you saying, Lindsay? You are a lesbian?

Lindsay:- Ya, so what? You are from India, that is why, you are reacting like that. It is normal in our country. At least, I am proud of my elder sister that she has not married any other man, after losing her husband last year. A second marriage could have ruined the life of her 5 year old little son. There is nothing wrong in it, if she satisfies her sexual desires with me.

Arindam:- Yeah, I can understand, how much difficult it is to suppress your sexual desires. Do you people use anal toys or vibrating machines?

Lindsay:- Umm...yeah, we use it...Why? In your India, women do not use toys?

Arindam:- No, here, young ladies buys carrots, brinjals and cucumbers of suitable sizes and enjoy with those vegetables in their wash-rooms.

Lindsay:- My goodness, how do you know all these things?

Arindam:- Well, if you were a naughty boy in your schooldays, where you used to peep through the holes and ventilators of ladies' bathrooms, then surely, you will get to know all the basic instincts of a woman. I got caught once by one of my aunties residing in our locality and she twisted my ears while scolding me. Later on, that aunty became my special friend. After all; as a human being, how can she ignore her sexual desires? Hey, Lindsay, don't you have any boyfriend?

Lindsay:- It is a silly question, Arindam. As a lesbian, how can I have a boyfriend. But, yeah, I like one boy in our college, whose name is Tom. The problem is that he is a gay. He has a boyfriend.

Arindam:- I don't understand one thing that in your country, why always the theories of "Adam - Eve" and "Kamasutra" gets violated. Maybe, I think that too much sweetness is making the taste bitter. You people do too much of sex, that is why, you people lose interest and excitement in it.

Lindsay:- Maybe, to some extent, it is true. But, can't help it; we just love to enjoy our life. In our country, you cannot suppress your desires. Just fulfill and finish it. Recently, Tom is having some problem with his boyfriend and I have got the information that he is making friendship with some beautiful girls of our college. So, I don't want to miss out this opportunity. Anyway, dear, I need to attend a party. So, I need to go. I am going to sign out from Facebook Chat after 1 minute. Take care, dear.

Arindam:- So, Lindsay, it is like coming back to square one. After hearing your case, I can say that "A LESBIAN IS IN LOVE WITH A GAY"; which proves that you cannot ignore the theory of "Adam - Eve", because God also knows that a man and a woman are complimentary to each other. Take care, dear. Enjoy the party. Good Night.