EVEN GODS ARE CONFUSED

“Hello Everybody, I am “Harsha Bhogle” starting the program “World Prime Time”. Today, we have in our studio, all the top “Gods” of the world. “Lord Brahma”, “Muhammad – The Prophet”, “Jesus”, “Buddha” and “Guru Nanak”.

Harsha: - Dear Gods, today we are here to do a “Group Discussion” on “Global Terrorism”. First, I want to ask, “Muhammad”, that, why there is so much violence in this world, and why majority of people from your team are involved in this.

Muhammad: - Actually, I have never told them to do all those bloody violence. They are probably misguided by some sections of our community. But, that does not mean, my team is bad. Even, moon has a black spot. Our Team Members have become violent, due to the pinching effect, given by the team members of “Jesus”.

Jesus: - Yes, I agree to that. One of my team members “Bush” is an idiot. At least, now I have faith in my new team member “Obama”. I hope, “Muhammad”, you will not experience any trouble, unless your team member “Osama” does something wrong to us. “Brahma”, what the hell you have done to combat terrorism.

Brahma: - Wow, that is a good question “Jesus”. Actually, I have a strategic structure, to combat terrorism. We have lots of “Full Life Cycle Lords” (FLCLs), having their own “Full Life Cycle Bhakthis” (FLCBs) for their team members, to spread the mankind. Our famous FLCLs are Lord “Rama”, Lord “Shiva”, Lord “Krishna” and many more. We also have lady FLCLs like “Durga”, “Kali” and “Vaishnavi”, etc.

Guru Nanak: - Great work done, “Brahma”, probably; you need an appraisal for that. Our “Sardars” are always ready to go for “Strategic Alliance” with you. Already, we have put forward the proposal to become partners of your FLCBs.

Buddha: - I could have also joined you, “Brahma”, but these Chinese and Japanese are the board members. They will never approve the “Peace” bill. Actually, “China” is a very bad FLCB for me. All the FLCLs of “China” are following “Communism”. That is a major challenge for me. “Japanese” were good, but they became violent due to the nuclear bombings by the team members of “Jesus”.

Jesus: - Oho, “Buddha”, I apologize for my foolish team members. But, now let us have a peace treaty.

Muhammad: - Of course, we should go for a peace treaty. But, let me tell you all, one thing, I have just created my team members, but I have no control on their action items. So, I cannot guarantee you all 100% peace.

Brahma: - Don’t worry, “Muhammad”, if you give us the “Green” signals, then I can prepare a special task force for your “Bad Team Members”. That special task force will be headed by our famous fire fighter FLCL “Yamraaj”.

Muhammad: - Ok, I give you the “Green” signals, but on one condition, my innocent people should lead a happy life.

Brahma: - Ok, agreed. Thanks for your support, in this regard.

Buddha: - We are really confused, about this mankind. What will happen to this world, if they go for this kind of terrorism?

Brahma: - We have to destroy this planet “World”, and then we will again create its 2nd version, with lots of “Anti-virus” software installed in it.All the Gods agreed to the proposal, but they are still confused. “Bhagbaan Paresaan, toh kya kare Insaan”.