HOLI WITH CHIKNI CHAMELI !!!

"GABBAR:'Bol Thakur! Holi kab hain, kab hain HOLI?'

THAKUR:'Gabbbaarr! Holi aaj hain, aaj hain HOLI.

GABBAR:'Bahut dino se Basanti khel rahi thi AANKH-MICHAULI, par aaj woh hain meri NACHNEWAALI.'

VEERU:'Gabbar! Haath khol de mera; bahut badh gaya hain tera KHUJHLI.'

GABBAR:'Bahut yaarana laagta hain! Basanti, apni Veeru ko chup karne bol, nahi toh chal jayegi GOLI.'

BASANTI:'Veeru! mat karo itna BAWAALI, in front of a MAWAALI, let me dance like Shakira and shake my BELLY.'

GABBAR:'Arrey O Sambha, kitna time lagta hain re gaana suru karne mein. Ab suru kar hip-hop KAWAALI.'

JAY:'Ruk jaao Gabbar! Basanti ko chorh doh kyon ki specially tumhare liye mein laaya hoon Chikni CHAMELI.'

THAKUR:'Haan Gabbbaarr haan. Aayi Chikni Chameli, Ramgarh mein AKELI.'

GABBAR:'Arrey O Sambha, laa rango ki THAALI, and also a pichkaari to wet her CHOLI.'

THAKUR and HIS TEAMMATES:'Bye! Bye! Gabbar! Enjoy fully with Chikni CHAMELI. Wish you and your gang members a very hot, colorful and sizzling HOLI.'"-Arindam Sain

POETRY GOLI OF HOLI !!!

"On the special festive day of HOLI,

jab bore lag jaaye apni GHARWALI,

focus on doosro ki SAALI,

but be careful, they always pretend to be BHOLI BHAALI,

par asal mein hain bheegi BILLI,

march forward with pichkaari and enter her GALLI,

to wet her CHOLI,

uske baad mach jayega mahalley mein BAWAALI,

khub paregi GAALI,

your wallet may become KHAALI,

mat gaao KAWAALI,

mat pukaaro YA ALI,

kyon ki already ush ladki ki dil ho chuki hain RANGOLI,

tum ban jaaoge do phool ki ek hee common MAALI,

Wish you and your new family members a very happy HOLI."-Arindam Sain