FUSION

“Hello everyone, this is “Harsha Bhogle”, starting the program “World Prime Time”. Today, I have with me the Lord “Shiva”, in the moon, who is working on some real “Fusion”of different genes out here.

Harsha: - Hello Sir, so, when you have reached the moon?

Shiva: - I reached here, day before yesterday. I started my journey from “Kailash Parvat” only. Are you from the Indian Media?

Harsha: - Yes Sir.

Shiva: - Then, my “Parvathi” can view in the “Swarga” Television Channel. Hello, Parvathi, I am fine here. Please do not worry about me.

Harsha: - Tell me, sir, why are you here?

Shiva: - Oh, we are in a very big project, dear. Due, to global warming, the content of carbon dioxide has increased too much in the planet earth. These humans are just cutting down trees, now, who will breathe the carbon dioxide? Tell me.

Harsha: - I have no clue, sir.

Shiva: - Ha ha, Due to the helping hand of “NASA” and Devi “Saraswati”, with her huge astronomical knowledge, we have located one planet, known as “Satanic”, which is too far from here. It takes around 10 years, to reach there. Earlier, we sent a trained dog, but that died, before reaching the spot. Now, we are planning to send Lord “Krishna” there.

Harsha: - What is so special in that planet?

Shiva: - Well, the animals of that planet “Satanic” are double the size of humans. They only breath in “Carbon dioxide”, and gives out “Oxygen” in the air. They don’t drink water, but only acids. Their foods are plastics. In that planet, there is all kind of natural plastics here and there.

Harsha: - Wow, so you want to bring them here in the moon, and you will utilize them to control the content of “Carbon dioxide” in the Earth, whenever required. Nice idea, sir.

Shiva: - Exactly! But the problem is that they hardly understand our language. They always speak in binary language, i.e. combination of “0” and “1”. Very difficult to interpret them and another problem is their huge size. They will hardly fit in our spaceships, unless they plan to come here in the moon, with their own spaceships. It is a very huge and dangerous project. But, if it is successful, then I can ensure, world will never be destroyed. We are hoping to complete this project by 2099.

Harsha: - But, what about the “Fusion”of the genes?

Shiva: - Ya, we are also planning to produce a hybrid type of animals, by fusing two types of genes. It will create an animal, who can breathe in and out both carbon dioxide and oxygen, as if like the mobile phone having two SIM cards operating simultaneously, automatically switching from one SIM card to the other, as per the situation. It will be a fascinating animal to watch, if they can be produced.

Harsha: - Best of luck, sir, for your projects. Viewers, here we end our show. See you soon. Bye Bye.