Monday, January 4, 2010

A BOAT RIDE TO HELL

Gautam: - Why are you worrying at all? We will give you 500 bucks for the boat ride. We will go near that rail bridge and then come back here. Try to understand that we are in a jovial mood today. We have come here for picnic and there will be no boat ride in the picnic; how is it possible?

Boatman: - That I can understand, but there are so many people in your picnic group. It will be very risky to board all the people in my boat.

Shakti: - Arrey, then call another boatman. We will hire two boats, not a problem.

Boatman: - saabji, 95% of the boats of this area are fishing boats. You will hardly get any passenger boats here. My boat is also a big fishing boat only. It will be a great risk for me.

Ravi: - Bhaiye, bahut baaho kha rahe ho…ok, we will give you 700 bucks. Now, don’t argue. Ei, all of you, start boarding this boat.

Shalini: - We are always very scared about boat ride. We will not go. All you men go for the ride, and come back quickly; already the cooking is about to end very soon.

Ajay: - Mom, we will also go for the boat ride.

Meena: - aaji sunteh ho, take all these children also for the boat ride. They also want to go.

Gautam: - Yeah, of course. Send them…aa jaao bacchey log…let us enjoy the boat ride.

Boatman: - My goodness, already 26 people have boarded the boat and now you are inviting around 13 children to board it.

Narayan: - Ei, majhi bhai, tum bahut lecture detey ho…Now, stop giving your lectures and start the boat.

Boatman: - saabji, I am telling these things for the safety of you people only. Hum log majhi hai, naao chalatey hain, har ek passenger is like a king for us and we always take care of their safety.

Piyush: - arrey, woh dekho, train jaah raaha hain bridge ke upar sey..

Boatman: - Please don’t stand up…please sit down. Already, the boat is having too many passengers and if you stand up like this, the boat will become misbalanced.

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Nita: - Hello viewers, you are watching RBT channel News. As you can see, people have blocked different parts of this city as a protest against the state government, as the State Police sent the rescue operation team to that river after 7 hours of the accident. Already around 20 people are still missing. The boat capsized in that river due to misbalance. All Children have drowned in the river. Some elder people, who know swimming, reached the banks safely. We will come back with this detailed news, but after a short commercial break.

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Arindam: - kya hua bhabhi? Why are you crying?

Diya: - My 13 year old Ketan and 7 year old Ritu have died in that boat accident. They went to enjoy the picnic but ended up with “A BOAT RIDE TO HELL”.

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