Richa: - What is your problem, Suresh? Why will you not attend the New Year Eve party?
Suresh: - Richa, you are very well aware about my conservative and superstitious family members. My mom is a very superstitious woman. As I have lost my job in 2009, due to global market recession and I am yet to get a new one, so, she is very tensed about my future.
Nancy: - Ok, that is natural for your mom, but that does not mean that you will skip the New Year Eve party.
Suresh: - Arrey, yaar, on 31st December night, the Guruji of my mom is going to perform a ritual, so that, my future will become very bright in the new year of 2010.
Arindam: - See the fun, he he he…By the way, what is the name of that Guruji? Is it Shibu Soren or Ramdev?
Suresh: - No, no, his name is Swami Ghonta Baba.
Rajpal: - ha ha ha…woh mandir ka ghanta hai kya? Koi bhi aake bajaa jaata hain…he he he…
Arindam: - great, yaar. We will also go and visit this Ghonta baba, after all; we are yet to get a new job too.
Richa: - Guys, don’t be crazy. Ek Ghonta baba ke liye, you are skipping the New Year Eve party. Just dance and enjoy with us on that night, dude.
Govinda:- Arrey, har saal toh New Year Eve party mein ladkiyon ke saath nanga dance kartey hain aur daroon peetey hain, isme naya cheez kya hai. At least, issh baar kuch naya dekhne ko milega. Tum ladkiya nanga dance karna ussh raat aur hum charh ladke jaayenge Ghonta baba ka ghonta baajaney.
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Ghonta Baba: - Arrey aao aao, Kamala behen, aa jao andar. I was waiting for you only.
Kamala: - baba, yeh hai mera beta Suresh and they are his friends Govinda, Rajpal and Arindam. Baba, aap toh jaante hee hain mere bete Suresh ka haal. Kuch kijiye baba, taah ki Suresh ka zindagi phir sey sabar jaaye.
Ghonta Baba: - hmm, let me perform the rituals. Just chant these mantras, which I will tell you. Just keep on repeating after me. Take these flowers and when I will instruct you people, you will just throw these flowers on the fire.
Rajpal: - Oho, neki kar aur aag mein daal. This is the funda of Ghonta Baba.
Ghonta Baba: - Khamosh, humko gussa mat dilaa, bacchey.
Govinda: - Wow, you are uttering the dialogue of Shatrugan Sinha?
Ghonta Baba:- naadaan baccchey, maybe, you are not aware of the fact that I am also from Bihar and I am a great fan of Shatruji.
Arindam: - haan haan, yeh sab baba log mitra ke toh fan hote nahi hain, shatru ka fan ban jaatey hain, isiliye shatru jaisa acharan karte hain. Accha, Ghonta baba, aap ka naam Ghonta kisne rakha?
Ghonta Baba: - My father was the priest of Shiv Mandir of Belapur. When I was a kid, I used to ring the temple bells frequently after every 20-25 minutes, without any valid reasons. It was like my hobby only. That is why; all the villagers started calling me as ‘Ghonta’.
Suresh:- Baba, you are performing these rituals to pray to God that 2010 should have the tagline of ‘All Izz Well’, but frankly speaking, do you think that 2010 will be a good year for everyone?
Ghonta Baba: - Dekho bacche, 2+0+0+9=11, that means, it is dependent on Bus No.11, that means your economy cannot speed up, no matter how much you try your level best. Now, 2+0+1+0 = 3, which means that businessmen having third eye or innovative ideas will only prosper. Economy may start reviving with its 3rd Gear speed. As 2+1=3, so, it is the ideal year to get married and reproduce sweet babies.
Arindam: - bhaakh saala, yeh toh hum logon ka bheja fry kar raha hai. Come on, let us go back and party with Richa and Nancy. Ok, Ghonta baba, we need to go. Wish you a very “HAPPY NEW YEAR OF 2010”.
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