OUR FREQUENCY DOES NOT MATCH

Jagaram: - Hello! Am I speaking to Arindam? I am Jagaram calling from Bengalimatrimony.com. Have you checked your inbox? Miss Kahini Kar liked your profile in our marriage portal and requested for a date. The venue and the time are mentioned in that email. Are you interested to meet her? Please confirm.

Arindam: - Yeah, not an issue. I will reach there on time. I am eager to meet her.

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Arindam: - Hi, I am Arindam. Sorry, I am late by 15 minutes. You may be waiting here for quite a long time.

Kahini: - Not at all. Actually, I also came here at 5.05 PM. So, I am also late by 5 minutes.

Arindam: - Can we order for something? What will you like to have?

Kahini: - Don’t worry. I have already ordered two Coca-Cola and two Chicken patties.

Arindam: - No, not Coca-Cola. I always prefer Thumbs-Up. Wait, I will tell them to change it.

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Arindam: - What are you saying? You don’t know how to cook food? You have never entered inside a kitchen to cook anything. That is really sad.

Kahini: - That is a problem with you guys. Why do you always expect that a girl will always cook? Is Sanjeev Kapoor, a woman?

Arindam: - Aaah…they are exceptional cases. That does not mean that we will also become a chef. I will never marry a girl, who does not know how to cook food. I am a useless fellow in these departments. Then, who will cook food in my house? I cannot always keep a maid to cook food.

Kahini: - Uff, you are so old-fashioned. The world has changed, dear. Come out of these things. Today, women are at par with men. You are so conservative.

Arindam: - There is a difference between conservatism and traditionalism. I also appreciate that women are now at par with men, but, still there are certain things which are traditional within our heart. Accha, do you have any boyfriend, at present?

Kahini: - What a funny question? If I would have a boyfriend, then why am I dating with you? Now, don’t ask me whether I am a virgin or not? Last month, I went for a date with another guy, who is also a registered member of Bengalimatrimony.com. He straightaway asked me whether I am a virgin or not, because he is a virgin and is looking for a virgin girl only.

Arindam: - Ha ha ha…if you are not having AIDS, Cancer, Anemia, Blood Sugar, High Blood pressure and other serious diseases, then I have no problem with you.

Kahini: - So, you are also not a virgin. Well, how many affairs you had in the past?

Arindam: - I think that we are meeting each other to talk about our future plans only. Forget the past. I am not interested in your past relationships. Accha, right now, you are doing job in a BPO and that too in night shifts. Are you going to continue this job after your marriage also?

Kahini: - Yeah, of course. Why not? Many women are doing jobs in night shifts after their marriage.

Arindam: - I have objection in that. I will prefer that you do a job from 10 AM to 5 PM only. If both of us will be out of the house, then who will take care of the family, when we will become parents?

Kahini: - Parents? Oh! Come on. I am just 27 years old. At least for another 2 years, I am not going to give birth to my first baby. I am yet to stabilize my career. Within the next 2 years, I will become a Senior Team Leader in our BPO Company. I am desperate to get married to someone because my parents are in tension about me. They fear that no one will marry me, when I will become a woman of 29 years.

Arindam: - You are a smart, beautiful and modern girl, but, somehow, “OUR FREQUENCY DOES NOT MATCH”. We can be good friends only. Wait, I am paying the bill. I will surely be in touch with you. Bye, dear.