ANARKALI IN BIKINI

Arindam: - Hail King Akbar. The Queen Jodha has sent a letter to you. Please accept the letter.

King Akbar: - Oho, Arindam, as you know that I don’t read anyone’s letter personally. Just read it loudly.

Arindam: - as you wish, King Akbar. It is written here, ‘My dear hubby; tomorrow is 14^th February 2010. I have planned to celebrate Valentine’s Day inside our courtyard. I hope you will not have any objection to it. Yours beloved, Jodha’. The Queen Jodha wants the answer now only.

King Akbar: - Ok, tell her, that I have no objection, if she wants to celebrate Valentine’s Day in our kingdom. Go ahead and start arranging for the parties and celebrations.

Arindam: - Yes, King Akbar. Thanks a lot for your permission.

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Queen Jodha: - Dear hubby, are you enjoying the Valentine’s Day party tonight?

King Akbar: - Ya, of course. But, you told me that there will be cabaret dancing in my courtyard. When will it start? I am desperately waiting for that.

Arindam: - Husiyaar, khabardaar….now, the famous cabaret dancer cum pop remix singer, Anarkali is going to rock this party. So, just enjoy it. Husiyaar…Khabardaar.

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Anarkali: - Heyi, heyi…Pyar kiya…toh darna kya…shaan se…pyar kiya koi chori nahi ki…shaan se…chuph chuph ke aahen bharna kya…

King Akbar: - bandh karo yeh cabaret dance. I do not, at all like this song and this dance. I hate this girl.

Prince Salim: - Dad, how dare you insult my valentine, Anarkali? You cannot hate her. I love her so much.

King Akbar: - Saleeeem….you are going beyond your limit.

Prince Salim: - Dad, don’t pronounce my name with such a long stretch. Mere kaan mein dard hota hain. If you don’t accept Anarkali, then I will declare a war against you.

Queen Jodha: - No, my son, no, don’t fight with your father, after all, he is my sweet hubby. How can you make your mother a widow?

King Akbar: - Saleeeem, I never expected these kinds of dialogues from you.

Arindam: - Arrey, Anarkali, what are you thinking, while standing here. Look, I know the weak point of King Akbar. The old wine needs the new bottle with a fantastic packaged label. I bought a black bikini for Bahaar, but she is very much conservative and has not accepted it. I want to give you that black bikini as a gift. Take this bikini and wear it now. Then, again start dancing with sizzling hot shaking moves in front of King Akbar. He will surely accept as your daughter – in –law. After all, old men are also men and will be men. Now go and re-enter the dance floor in black bikini.

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Arindam: - Husiyaar, khabardar…again, the Anarkali is daring to entertain you in a new style. Just enjoy her hot dance….Husiyaar…Khabardar.

Anarkali: - Doh ghoonth mujhey bhi peela dey sharaabi, phir dekh hota hain kya….deh deh pyar deh..pyar deh re…shaan se….pyar kiya toh darna kya…

King Akbar: - Wow, superb, awesome. I am totally clean bowled. Jodha, you should learn some tips from this hot chick. Saleeeem….where are you? You don’t need to declare a war against me.

Prince Salim: - What are you saying, dad? That means; you are going to accept Anarkali as your daughter-in-law.

King Akbar: - Yes, Saleeem, yes. I am totally proud and impressed to have “ANARKALI IN BIKINI”, as my daughter-in-law.

Anarkali: - Thanks Arindam, for giving me this black bikini.

Arindam: - Mention not. In return, I should also get something from you, which Bahaar have failed to give me.

Anarkali: - of course, you will get access to my natural resources. Don’t worry, dear.