Wednesday, March 7, 2012

HOLI WITH CHIKNI CHAMELI !!!

"GABBAR:'Bol Thakur! Holi kab hain, kab hain HOLI?'

THAKUR:'Gabbbaarr! Holi aaj hain, aaj hain HOLI.

GABBAR:'Bahut dino se Basanti khel rahi thi AANKH-MICHAULI, par aaj woh hain meri NACHNEWAALI.'

VEERU:'Gabbar! Haath khol de mera; bahut badh gaya hain tera KHUJHLI.'

GABBAR:'Bahut yaarana laagta hain! Basanti, apni Veeru ko chup karne bol, nahi toh chal jayegi GOLI.'

BASANTI:'Veeru! mat karo itna BAWAALI, in front of a MAWAALI, let me dance like Shakira and shake my BELLY.'

GABBAR:'Arrey O Sambha, kitna time lagta hain re gaana suru karne mein. Ab suru kar hip-hop KAWAALI.'

JAY:'Ruk jaao Gabbar! Basanti ko chorh doh kyon ki specially tumhare liye mein laaya hoon Chikni CHAMELI.'

THAKUR:'Haan Gabbbaarr haan. Aayi Chikni Chameli, Ramgarh mein AKELI.'

GABBAR:'Arrey O Sambha, laa rango ki THAALI, and also a pichkaari to wet her CHOLI.'

THAKUR and HIS TEAMMATES:'Bye! Bye! Gabbar! Enjoy fully with Chikni CHAMELI. Wish you and your gang members a very hot, colorful and sizzling HOLI.'"-Arindam Sain

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